That's Funny!

Thank you, everyone! Well, what a lovely crowd. You know, there’s nothing I love better than standup comedy! You know, I’ve been working on my routine for months now, and I’ve got some real zingers for you tonight. Let’s start out with some short jokes, how bout that? Where do you find a one legged dog? Where you left it.

谢谢大家！哇，今晚的观众真热情。你们知道吗，我最爱的就是单口喜剧！我练这个段子练了好几个月，今晚准备了不少好笑的梗。先来几个短笑话怎么样？一条腿的狗在哪儿找？在你把它放下的地方。

Get it? mmm Anyways... What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud !

听懂了吗？嗯…好吧。没腿的羊叫什么？一朵云！

Tough crowd... Alright, now you’re going to love this joke. It’s hilarious! What do cows do for entertainment? They rent moooovies ! moooovies

笑点挺高啊……行，接下来这个你们肯定喜欢，特别好笑！牛怎么找乐子？它们租电影看——哞哞影！

Okay, Okay, we’ve got a few hecklers in the audience, but this one is good! What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? DAM!

好了好了，看来台下有几位爱接话的，但这个绝对精彩！鱼撞到墙会说什么？该死（水坝）！

Okay, Last one! Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Coz they got big fingers!!!!

最后一个！为什么大猩猩鼻孔那么大？因为它们手指头大呀！

Thanks everyone that was my time.

谢谢各位，我的时间到了。