Paranoid

Dan, Dan dude. You have to come over to my house right now!

丹，丹，老兄。你现在马上来我家！

Is everything Ok?

你没事吧？

Just get over here!

快过来吧！

Come in! Quickly!

快进来！快！

So, since when is your house a bank?

所以，你家什么时候变成银行了？

What do you mean?

你什么意思？

I mean, what’s up with the four locks and iron bars on your windows.

我是说，你窗户上的四把锁和铁栏杆是怎么回事？

Security Dan, security! You can never be too safe you know! A lot of sickos out there. Just the other day they caught that peeping tom red handed! Had a high power telescope and binoculars by his window.

安全，丹，安全！你知道的，再怎么小心都不为过！外面有很多变态。就在前几天，他们当场抓住了那个偷窥狂！他窗户旁边放着一台高倍望远镜和双筒望远镜。

Whats the matter with you? Why are you acting all paranoid?

你怎么了？你为什么这么疑神疑鬼的？

Paranoid? I’m not paranoid! I’m cautious! You see Dan, we have to be on guard at all time! People just invade your privacy as if they knew you! Telemarketers, solicitors, even your bank! They have way too much information! I like to keep everything on a need to know basis.

疑神疑鬼？我才没有疑神疑鬼！我是谨慎！你看，丹，我们得时刻保持警惕！人们就像认识你一样侵犯你的隐私！电话推销员、推销员，甚至你的银行！他们知道得太多了！我喜欢凡事都按需知情的原则来。

OK, well, what did you want to see me about?

好吧，那你找我有什么事？

You are being watched! Be careful Dan! Be careful!

你被人监视了！小心点，丹！小心点！