Getting Flowers

Hello sir, how may I help you?

先生您好，请问有什么需要帮忙的吗？

I would like to buy some flowers, please. Something really nice.

我想买些花，请拿些特别好看的。

I see, may I ask whatthe occasion is?

这样啊，请问是什么场合呢？

It’s not really an occasion, it’s more like I’m sorry.

不算什么场合，更像是来道歉的。

Very well. This arrangement here is very popular among regretful husbands and boyfriends. It has a dozenlong stem red roses with a couple of sunflowers and a single orchid that stands out. It includes a small teddy bear to achievethe effect of immediate forgiveness.

好的。这个花束在那些后悔的丈夫和男友中很受欢迎。有一打长茎红玫瑰，配上几朵向日葵和一朵显眼的兰花，还附带一个小泰迪熊，能立刻达到被原谅的效果。

I think I’m gonna need more than just a dozen red roses and a bear. What else do you recommend?

我觉得光是一打红玫瑰和一只熊还不够。您还有什么推荐？

Mmm, well this is our ”I’m sorry I cheated on you” package. Two dozen red roses lined with tulips, carnati ons and lilies. The fragrance and beauty of this flower arrangement is sure to make her forgive you.

嗯，这是我们的‘对不起我出轨了’套餐。两打红玫瑰，配上郁金香、康乃馨和百合。这束花的香气和美丽一定能让她原谅你。

I don’t think that’s gonna cut it. I need something bigger and better!

我觉得那也不够。我需要更大更好的！

I’m sorry sir but, what exactly did you do?

不好意思先生，您到底做了什么？

Well, I may have accidentally insinuated that she is getting chubbier.

呃，我可能不小心暗示她变胖了。

Get out of my store you jerk!

滚出去，你这个混蛋！