Dr. Botox

What are you doing?

你在干嘛？

Look at me. I look so old! I look as if I were thirty.

看看我。我看起来好老！我看起来像三十岁似的。

Come on! Stop being so vain. You look great! You are beautiful!

拜托！别那么臭美了。你看起来很棒！你很漂亮！

Yes, I am, but I think it’s time for some plastic surgery. I’m tired of these wrinkles and sagging skin. See?

是的，我是，但我觉得是时候做点整容手术了。我受够了这些皱纹和松垮的皮肤。看到没？

I don’t see any wrinkles or sagging skin! You are 25, stop beings ridiculous. Besides, I think that people who get Botox, have facelifts, or tummy tucks look weird. It doesn’t look natural.

我没看到任何皱纹或松垮的皮肤！你才25岁，别胡闹了。而且，我觉得那些打肉毒杆菌、拉皮或抽脂的人看起来怪怪的。不自然。

Whatever, I think I’m gonna get liposuction and a nose job and some breast implants as well.

随便吧，我觉得我打算做抽脂、隆鼻还有隆胸。

I think you need to get brain surgery. I honestly don’t think you need cosmetic surgery. You look amazing.

我觉得你需要做脑部手术。我真心觉得你不需要美容手术。你看起来美极了。

I thought you were my friend and would support me on this! I just want to feel better about myself and feel more attractive.

我以为你是我的朋友，会支持我的！我只是想让自己感觉更好，更有吸引力。

You don’t need plastic surgery to do that. You are fine the way you are and you have guys drooling all over you! Plus, plastic surgery hurts!

你不需要整容手术来达到那个目的。你现在的样子就很好，而且周围的男人都对你垂涎欲滴！再说，整容手术很疼的！

Really?

真的吗？

Yeah! When I got my nose job I was black and blue for a week!

是啊！我做隆鼻的时候，整整一个星期青一块紫一块的！