Wedding Doubts

Man, I’m freaking out! You gotta help me!

兄弟，我快疯了！你得帮帮我！

Whoa whoa take it easy, relax. Geez, you’re sweating like a pig! What’s going on?

哇哇，慢点，放松点。天哪，你汗流得像猪一样！出什么事了？

I can’t go through with this! I just can’t! I’m not ready for marriage! What was I thinking? I’m only thirty five years old! I’ve got my entire life ahead of me, adventures waiting! I can’t settle down yet!

我做不到！我真的做不到！我还没准备好结婚！我当初在想什么？我才三十五岁！我的人生还长着呢，还有冒险在等着我！我现在不能安定下来！

What are you talking about? It wasn’t more than a month ago that you were rambling on about how you are tired of living the life of a bachelor and how you envy your friends that have a family!

你在说什么？一个月前你还叨叨着什么厌倦了单身生活，羡慕那些有家庭的朋友！

I know I know!

我知道我知道！

Let’s think this through. First of all, you cannot leave Amy at the altar. Not only will she be humiliated and kill you, but she is the woman that you love andthe woman of your dreams! Why would you want to end that or jeopardize it like this? Second of all, you are just getting cold feet. You know deep down inside that you want to marry her, so cut the crap and do it!

咱们好好想想。首先，你不能把艾米丢在圣坛前。她不仅会感到羞辱然后杀了你，而且她是你爱的女人，是你梦寐以求的女人！你为什么要这样结束或危及这一切？其次，你只是临阵退缩了。你内心深处知道你想娶她，所以别废话了，去做吧！

You’re right. I’m being crazy! Ok, I’m ready, let's do this!

你说得对。我真是疯了！好，我准备好了，我们开始吧！

Great! Phew! That was a close one! You had me going there for a minute. I thought I was gonna have to slap some sense into you.

太好了！呼！好险啊！你刚才真让我紧张了一下。我还以为我得扇你几巴掌让你清醒清醒。