Stir Fry

Oh, man. I had the best supper last night. My wife made a stir fry and it was amazing!

哎呀，昨晚的晚餐太棒了。我老婆炒了个菜，超好吃！

I love stir fry Crispy bite-sized vegetables covered in a mixture of soy sauce and oyster sauce. Wilted greens and fresh bean sprouts. Throw in some onion and garlic and ginger! Mmm! Mmm! It’s almost lunchtime. I would die for a plate of stir fry right now!

我爱吃炒菜。脆嫩的蔬菜裹着酱油和蚝油的酱汁，还有软软的青菜和新鲜的豆芽。加上洋葱、大蒜和姜！嗯！嗯！快到午饭时间了，我现在真想立刻来一盘炒菜！

Well, you can keep the vegetables, I’ll take the meat. The stir fry my wife made was really hearty, with chunks of beef and slivers of bell peppers and onion...

行，蔬菜你留着，我吃肉。我老婆做的炒菜料特别足，有大块的牛肉和青椒丝、洋葱丝……

What? You call that a stir fry? More meat than vegetables? That’s the worst insult you could throw at a Chinese stir fry What a disgrace to the wok she fried it in! What you had is equivalent to a fajita without the wrap! Silly Americans!

什么？你说那也叫炒菜？肉比菜还多？这是对中国炒菜最大的侮辱！她用的炒锅都蒙羞了！你吃的就是个没卷饼的墨西哥铁板烧！傻老美！