Christmas Chronicles II

Really, pals, you can’t take me to jail! Don’t you know who I am? Kris Kringle, you know, Papa Noel, Pere Noel, Babbo Natale, sheng dan lao ren!

真的，朋友们，你们不能带我去监狱！你们不知道我是谁吗？我是克里斯·克林格尔，就是圣诞老人，爸爸诺埃尔，佩雷·诺埃尔，巴博·纳塔莱，圣诞老人！

Yeah, Yeah, we’ve heard that one before, haven’t we Joe?

是是是，我们以前就听过这种话，对吧乔？

Yeah, last week we booked this guy who claimed to be the tooth fairy! Can you believe that?

是啊，上周我们抓了个自称是牙仙子的家伙！你能信吗？

It’s Christmas Eve and I have all these Presents to deliver! Where is your Christmas spirit? What will happen when all the children wake up tomorrow and don’t find any gifts in their stockings?

今天是平安夜，我还有这么多礼物要送！你们的圣诞精神去哪儿了？明天孩子们醒来发现袜子里没有礼物怎么办？

Sorry buddy, you were parked in a no-parking zone, you were speeding, and you have no ID!

抱歉，伙计，你停在禁停区，超速行驶，而且没有身份证！

Besides that, even if we let you go now, your sleigh has been impounded and those reindeer were taken to the city zoo.

除此之外，就算我们现在放你走，你的雪橇也被扣押了，那些驯鹿被送到了城市动物园。

What! This is unbelievable! What’s this world coming to? Christmas is ruined!

什么！这简直难以置信！这世界变成什么样了？圣诞节被毁了！

What’s that up ahead? It looks like... Elves!! Whoa, they’re shooting candy canes! Mayday, Mayday, we are under heavy attack! We need backup!

前面那是什么？看起来像……精灵！！哇，他们在射拐杖糖！求救，求救，我们遭到猛烈攻击！需要支援！